ADULTING

When I used to say I was busy, it really meant no thanks, maybe another day. Now, another day is... realizing there's nothing left in the fridge from yesterday. At least we have coffee. Let me just check my calendar app real quick... I guess I just gotta catch up on some work... Oh, today's a "free day." Ah, that's why l booked that rocycle class at 12. Shit, but we also have that Zoom call for the group project at the same time. And my friend's housewarming party is tonight, but I was planning on staying in and deep cleaning mine. Yeah, we now have our "own apartments"-well, technically shared with other "adults." Trash tax is a thing. Did you know about this?It's sadly time to say goodbye to the days of doing absolutely nothing. But listen, pyjama days are still a thing, right? Staying home, recharging social battery, wearing the same clothes all day, and ordering Uber Eats (if my card goes through). Life is all about balance, right? And that Alexis Ren ab workout from 6 years ago? Yeah, that's gonna give us albs this time around: consistency is key. We can't all be clean girls and guys ok? Laundry and hair wash days get pushed back, like, way back-just as our slick buns get tighter and tighter. And honestly, who can blame anyone for losing track of time and battery when they're out of the house from 8 AM to 4 AM the next day? But wait, there's only one lecture tomorrow, so... whatever. Adulting.